Thank you, family and friends, for pointing out to me all the possible things that could go wrong during my trip to South Africa. I present to you here a list of all the horrible things suggested so far:
- Getting drugs planted in my luggage at the airport and spending years in jail or getting the death sentence
- Plane crash on the way to Africa
- Plane crash from Zimbabwe to South Africa
- Get my luggage stolen or lose it in the airport of hotel
- Get robbed
- Get shot
- Get shot in a slightly different way
- Get shot, but in a more horrific manner
- Get shot, again
- Die from malaria
- Almost die from malaria
- Don't get any disease and get annoyed because I paid so much money for the vaccinations
- Die from malaria again
- Be bit by a spider in the tent. Either become spiderman or die
- Same scenario, but snake
- Same scenario, but lion
- Same tent, but getting trampled by an elephant
- Get rabies. Die because I was too cheap to get the rabies vaccination
- Get rabies and feel miserable despite having the vaccination
- Various other kinds of diseases are available too!
- Have sex with a hot girl and get aids
- Have sex with an ugly girl and get aids
- Have sex with a guy and get aids -__-
- Get stung by a mosquito and get aids (do you see now how much that would suck?!)