The perfect toilet

I have spent too much time thinking about this. Here's what I want from a perfect toilet, in no particular order.

  • Perfect thermostat.
  • Ventilation, openable and closeable while sitting down. Preferably with mosquito net.
  • No nooks and crannies! Everything in the room must be visible while on the toilet. No spiders or cockroaches will catch me out!
  • Room for plenty of toilet paper. Must be in sight and not create and not create any nooks or crannies.
  • A very obvious lock indicator on the door so that other people don't rattle the door to see if someone's in there.
  • Entirely optional: Japanese toilet seat. I don't actually care much about this but would be nice to have.
  • A sink. A goddamn sink.
  • Soap. Some godforsaken liquid soap.
  • Noise isolation

That's all I can think of for now. Anything else?

Why isn't there a startup tackling the toilet problem!? Come on guys, there's a whole new market waiting to be explored!

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