Why is that there's always some asshole who leaves his shit in the dryer for the whole day, preventing other people from doing their laundry? Let's contemplate on that for a moment while I molest someone.
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
(it wasn't me)
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Yesssssss....
I am one step closer to the answer.
Did you know that in Japan taxi drivers and pizza delivery boys never get tips?
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Choices
Sometimes one must find new options in order to be happy with the ones that we have already chosen.
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Added a one-liners category today. Sometimes random sentences just enter my head and refuse to get out. Here's a chance for me to clear my brain a bit.
Beauty is beauty even if no one is there to see it
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